Sam Jackson Tweets

I don’t care if you want *a lot* for Christmas or not, Mariah. I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing!

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IM TIRED OF ALL THESE MUTHAFUKIN PRESENTS ON THIS MUTHAFUKIN SLEIGH!

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You chained me to a radiator?!

Baby, it’s cold outside.

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YOU BETTA SHUT UP ALL THAT CRYIN! SANTA CLAUSE IS COMIN TO TOWN, BITCH!

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Breaking news, motherfuckers! Sam Jackson tweets!

“I heard you was over here on this Twitter thang talking shit. Say something now, motherfucker.”

https://twitter.com/#!/SamuelLJackson

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“Swag” don’t sound like any country I’VE ever heard of! Do they speak ENGLISH in “Swag”?

(reblogged from stevepatton)

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Go the Fuck to Sleep - Adam Mansbach

(narrated by Samuel L Jackson)

This book is the best book.

OH MY GOOOODDDDD

oh thank you

oh my lawd

dear god.

If I have kids I’ll read this to them.

OH MY GODDDD

…think my father read me something like this when I was a boy.

The fact this is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson makes it even better.

FUCKING STOP EVERYTHING AND LISTEN

Oh my godddd this is fantastic!

Samuel L. Jackson is THE perfect narrator for this book! Genius!

my life is made.