December 2011
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“I don’t care if you want *a lot* for Christmas or not, Mariah. I...”
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Dec 13th
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November 2011
3 posts
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“IM TIRED OF ALL THESE MUTHAFUKIN PRESENTS ON THIS MUTHAFUKIN SLEIGH!”
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Nov 30th
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“You chained me to a radiator?! Baby, it’s cold outside.”
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Nov 30th
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“YOU BETTA SHUT UP ALL THAT CRYIN! SANTA CLAUSE IS COMIN TO TOWN, BITCH!”
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Nov 30th
October 2011
1 post
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Breaking news, motherfuckers! Sam Jackson tweets!
“I heard you was over here on this Twitter thang talking shit. Say something now, motherfucker.” https://twitter.com/#!/SamuelLJackson
Oct 16th
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July 2011
1 post
2 tags
Jul 13th
33 notes
June 2011
1 post
Jun 15th
7,178 notes
February 2011
1 post
Feb 26th
December 2010
1 post
2 tags
Dec 10th
14 notes
November 2010
1 post
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“All I want for Christmas is my two gotdambed front teeth so I can wish yo’...”
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Nov 16th
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September 2010
1 post
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“I am The GOTdamb Great And Motherfucking POWERFUL Wizard Of Motherfucking OZ!”
–     (H/t to @RunawayVag on GOTdamb Twitteh; reblogged from suicideblonde: Bad Mutha Wizard by David MacDowell The Blunt Stops Here.)
Sep 7th
440 notes
July 2010
13 posts
3 tags
Jul 17th
1 note
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“You can’t wet it, and you can’t burn it, so take it out the...”
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Jul 17th
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“Let’s DANCE! Let’s SHOUT! Shake your motherfucking body down to the...”
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Jul 17th
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“You give me fever like I never ever known! Come here and kiss me twice since you...”
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Jul 17th
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“SAT DOWN, GIRL! I THINK I LOVE YO ASS! GET UP GIRL! WHAT THE HELL U SIT DOWN...”
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Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
6 notes
2 tags
“Oh, so you GOTS to be startin’ somethin’, huh, motherfucker?...”
Jul 17th
1 note
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“We’re the party people night and day! So straighten up, boogie down, &...”
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Jul 17th
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Why? WHY? It's human nature, motherfucker! APPLES!
Jul 17th
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“Motherfucker, don’t waste your time. Because GOTdambit, the doggone girl...”
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Jul 17th
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“Do you remember, holding hands, staring into each other’s eyes and shit?...”
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Jul 8th
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Jul 8th
1 note
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“THIS is NOT a GAME! Pretty young thangs, I’m talkin’ to YOU! Repeat...”
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Jul 8th
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June 2010
1 post
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“I cain’t stand the raaaaain against my motherfuckin window! Bringin back...”
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Jun 24th
May 2010
11 posts
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“EROTIC CITY bitch, can’t you see it?!”
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May 28th
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“You read the Bible?” *pistol hammer cock* Excelcis Gloria, 25:17:the path...”
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May 28th
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From The Sam Jackson Gold Remixes Collection: I...
May 28th
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“You own my motherfuckin HEART AND MIND, motherfucker! I truly gotdamn adore YOU!”
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May 28th
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3 tags
From The Sam Jackson Gold Remixes Collection: "Let...
May 28th
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“Didn’t I say “silent night”? Then shut the fuck up,...”
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May 28th
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“I’m taking MY black ass OVER the river and through those goddamned WOODS!...”
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May 28th
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“HA, motherfucker! HAAAAA!”
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May 13th
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“Why must it be that you always motherfuckin creep into my gotdamn dreams? HMMM,...”
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May 13th
4 notes
2 tags
“Bitch, if it’s magic, why can’t it be evermotherfuckinlasting?”
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May 13th
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“WASHINGTON—In a decisive and vulgar 7-2 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court once...”
– Supreme Court Upholds Freedom Of Speech In Obscenity-Filled Ruling | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source (via pcquotes) I MOTHERFUCKIN’ SUPPORT THIS! SHIT!
May 6th
April 2010
12 posts
2 tags
From The Sam Jackson Gold Remixes Collection:...
Apr 22nd
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From The Sam Jackson Gold Remixes Collection:...
Apr 22nd
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“ALL you motherfuckin gots ta do is say YES, gotdammit!”
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Apr 22nd
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“Let me muthafuckin cater to you cause bitch this is YO day!”
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Apr 22nd
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“I wanna tell yo’ ass how the fuck I feel about you night and gotdambed...”
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Apr 17th
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From The Sam Jackson Gold Remixes Collection:...
Apr 16th
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“Ahm HERE because they told my ass to come see the newborn KANG, bitch!...”
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Apr 16th
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“I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus and I SHOT him! Yes he deserved to die, and I...”
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Apr 16th
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2 tags
“Let me entertain yo’ ass, and we’ll have a rill GOT-dambed good...”
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Apr 10th
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“What the fuck is a one-horse open sleigh? Torque, motherfucker: can I have it? I...”
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Apr 8th
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“Gotdamnit! All I want for Christmas is YOU, bitch! Now make my...”
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Apr 8th
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“I’ll buy those shoes.Go in that bag, find my wallet. It’s the one...”
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Apr 3rd
March 2010
32 posts
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“THIS…is…NO muthafuckin ordinary love, muthafucka!!!”
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Mar 31st
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“Anytime….and ANY muthafuckin place! I don’t care WHO the fuck is...”
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Mar 31st